Alright, it took literally a week but the baseline lab results have been returned. There is nothing egregious except I was not told I had to fast so the cholesterol is kinda fucked up. A long term goal / game is to get my A1C as close to 5 as possible.

I have decided to take both an empirical and anecdotal approach to the Muscle Mommy Metamorphosis. The anecdotal evidence will come though in nuggets of observation and feeling that I drop throughout this blog.

2025 is that year that I begin my metamorphosis into the baddest bitch you know. The kinda bitch that can fuck your ass or kick your ass.